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More than you ever wanted to know about Howeird Not for the faint of heart...	Howeird... The Videos video clips of Howeird on stage...	Howeird... On Stage Spanning 30 years...	The Amazing Exploding Whale Video Not just an urban legend - here's the proof in living color...
Photo Gallery Howeird's (mostly digital) photographic artistry...	Click here for howeird's hi-res digital pix on Flickr	> MeowCam Livingroom	" Calling Dr. Howard " Press play to hear it again...
Howeird's Family Album It's All Relative...	Vintage Family Photos Going back three generations...and less!	Howeird's felines Spook...	Search The Site Who knows what you'll find...
Howeird Sounds Off Highly amusing impressions of W.C. Fields, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, and sheep...	Dragon Tail Howeird pokes fun at the Ann McCaffery Pern series...	Sgt. Howeird of the Grammar Police Howeird sets you straight on common English language mistakes	What Happened to the Quick Brown Fox? And why has he been replaced by a jackdaw?
My local Weather	Haiku by howeird Apologies to Bo...and the frog...	Plain Vanilla Links Howeird's favorite web sites...	wEiRd LiNkS We searched for the weird... ...and we found it...
Howeird's Lame Page Lame...VERY lame...	HTML Color Chart HTML codes and names for 256 colors...	HTML Character Map HTML codes for special characters...	Howeird's Résumé Head-hunters take note...
Howeird Presents: Stupid Web Tricks
See howeird's face... ...forever!	The Page That Never Dies You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll reboot your system...	The Page Your Mother Warned You About Don't go there...	You can't get there from here This space for rent
Make howeird.com your start page Go ahead, it won't hurt...much...	Bookmark this page You know you want to...	Eat your heart out, match.com...	Marquee Madness Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Howeird's Grossest Hits Ask me about my lobotomy